A Little Humor


1. What do you call a 12" king?

2. Where do you learn how to make a banana split?

3. Why did the bacon laugh?

4. Why don't you do math in the jungle?

5. Why was six afraid of seven?

6. What geometric figure is like a lost parrot?

7. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?














1. A Ruler

2. In sundae school

3. Because the egg cracked a yolk!

4. Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!

5. Because seven ate nine!

6. A polygon!

7. Pumpkin pi!